すっきりした！

so i have roughly a billion screenshots... and some big (meef) news!

kinduva an old one from zangar... evidently this is how the world pvp tower capture battles go...
ahhh good 'ol... underbog? or wait slave pens? bah, whatever. damn crabs.i come for you bastard giant!Mennu betrays no more
i'm sooo glad no one frikkin fell off the platform. how do you recover from that anyway?

kinduva neato quest (well, mob at least) i duo'd with bendyr. guess that's the closest i'll ever get to tanking sapphiron. this is that one in the bone wastes...
always make sure to have a strat
more bbq questin :D spider huntin fun no you can't have a pit lord, i don't care if he followed you home. ... ... ... warlocks never listen.
sooo glad we got our caverns of time attunement quest out of the way. i love this place.cow took offense to the human jokes hahathrall is my hero.
you guys remember hindwes? i think that was the name of the 'cna i cmoe?' hunter. he invited me to a mana tombs group. then before they summoned me, the priest dropped and hindwes couldn't find another healer (after like 5 minutes) so he dropped. So we picked up two guys and rocked the place. man i was so happy when he dropped.
i think i like mana tombs. too bad i got no loot >_<
shadowmoon valley is rock. ok, sure it's all dark and burnt black, which would put it in the blasted lands/hellfire peninsula category, but man, all this shit's goin down and it actually feels like a war zone. it's great. and what the hell is this c'thun looking thing doing here.

this is an awesome area, right near the zone entrance. basically a holding area for the infernals.but they obviously didn't count on the bbq!
so yeah, i was running around shadowmoon since i was real close... eventually 28 xp close...one kill later... woooo!!!
and the best for last... *sob* take my money you bitchwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bel Air'd

OK. THIS is my new favorite thread evar. For those of you unaware, there is a meme called "belairing" on the wow forums, where someone will make a post with an extremely controversial title (this one in particular has the incredible name of "Rogues shouldn't be able to restealth"), in which a poster will make some outlandish claim in a wall of text, and somewhere in that wall of text will be the lyrics to the "Fresh Prince" theme, verbatim. Most of the time it gets caught right away, but it is amazing when people fall for it, and start crying about the OP when it is clear that they didn't even read the whole thing.

The thread I've linked is particularly artful. The OP also manages to sneak in "rediculous", another good forum meme. The thread goes on for six or seven pages, and even after many people had complimented the OP on his successful trolling, many people added to the thread talking about what a bad idea it was. Some complainers went so far as to QUOTE the entire original post, which was particularly awesome. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "nah, forget it", yo homes to Bel-Air!

In conclusion, check it out.

UPDATE: Blue, in their infinite wisdom, have deleted fun... still, Google Cache FTW here.

Gank Frank

OK, some sweet forum awesomeness here. Someone used some crazy modeling to make a pretty awesome shot by shot re-enactment of Kill Bill, with a WoW themage on it. Check it out. My favorite scene so far:

"What I'm talking about is...this council, which I love more than my own sweet epics..."

"IS MAKING A HALF-NINJA, HALF-PIRATE WHINEY EMO KID IT'S LEADER!!!"



"Just so you understand how serious I am, I will say this to you in Common."

Hehe. Also, some of the scenes look really cool, like they've been traced over or something. I'm not really sure how they achieved this effect, but it's pretty slick; I think some of them might be hand-drawn art mixed in with screencaps and modelviewer generated bluescreen stuff:



Check it out.

curse you sethekk halls!

so i just had my first sethekk halls pug. ugh. well no, ya know, it was actually a good group. we had no problems with our pally, mage, lock and hunter. in fact, i think the group organizer purposely chose the group to have all ranged damage and maximum cc. the hunter was a bit of a tard, but hey, at least he was dpsing.

but anyhow, so yeah, no problems, we downed the first boss, make it to the 2nd and final boss with only 1 wipe (in fact, it was that last damn 5 elite pull). ...then we wipe. then we wipe again. then we wipe again... and again. and again? i forget. after like 4-6 wipes the pally was red and left. we get a 69... shadow priest. with no pure healing gear >_< well i lie, she had healing gloves... from bf i think. (those surgeon mitts, wherever they're from) but everything else was dmg crit gear. hell she still had her pvp trinket on. so we wipe the first time since she'd never been thru... then FINALLY down the boss.

ugh. lessons i learned:
1> pallies can main heal... except through boss aoe damage ;_;
2> Talon King Ikiss is a bitch
3> ikiss is a fucker
4> fucking RUN after ikiss blinks
5> everyone should run to the SAME pillar
6> ikiss casts his damn aoe arcane bolts after every blink, so make sure you can take 1-2k dmg
7> ikiss is an ass
8> a prot warrior and a holy pally can take ikiss down from 60% to 37% by themselves.
9> ikiss is a bitch

On the bright side i got a sexay plate belt (although not a tanking one ;_;) and finished the two quests outside, which netted me an awesome 93 dps polearm and a 40 sta, +def neck.

in other news a fucking dwarf shadow priest tried to gank me outside of the maghar city thing in nagrand. but i fuckin killed him!!! gyooohohohoho! prot ftw. i even missed a chance to spell reflect a mind blast.

Death to Alliance

So I was doing a quest outside of Strattrath when a warp lizard attacked me ... not a big deal ... until a 69 human warrior decided to join the lizard ...

HAHA I was triumphant ... and the 3669 soulfire crit sure helped out too ...

State of the Meef

Just a little update of my shits:

Meef - currently questing in Zangarmarsh. Mushroom swamp >>>>>>>>>> red boringness. Still haven't run any of the instances, although I haven't gotten any quests for them yet either.

Nayuki - my shadow priest is still running around without mindflay ;_; 2 more lvls i think? I think i have some sort of quest in ... deathholme or something? if someone wants to run me thru that lemme know.

Iroha - my combat rogue needs more talent points.

Kotonoha - she's gonna be my ambushing specialist for gank mastery. not even 10 yet ;_; needs ginvite.

I guess it's no mystery why my shit is progressing so slowly ^^;;; lvling 4 characters ftl

currently on hold:
Tsukikaji - moonfire!
Yamapikarya - hunter
Mahanaxar - warlock
Nyohoho - shaman