Wednesday, October 18, 2006

maybe it was just a long day...

...but i lol'd:

Remove the C'thun trash scorpians/scarabs

[the thread title is in reference to (i think) the tons of time wasting trash you have to fight before the final aq40 boss, prolly a valid complaint... anyhow, 18 pages!!!]

zomg even better:
"Yeeeaaaahhh... I'm gonna need those DPS reports on my desk..."
"I told them....I told them if they told me to clear vent one more time I'd disband the raid."
"
Sounds like somebody has a case of trying to raid on a tuesday."
"
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "kel'thuzad strats" in the wiki."
"'
Looks like you've been missing a lot of raids lately...'
'I wouldn't say i've been missing it Bob...'"
"'
Ladnil, we need to talk about your FR.'
'But I have 120 unbuffed FR, that's the minimum right?'
'Sure it's the minimum, but you don't like to only do the minimum, do you?'"
"'You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time so if you would, would you walk us through a typical raid, for you?'
'Yeah. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, after that I sorta space out for an hour.'
'Da-uh? Space out?'
'Yeah, I just wand my target, but it looks like I'm DPSing. I do that for probably another hour after I DC for lunch too, I'd say in a given raid I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, DPSing.'"
"
So you want me to wear more flarecore?"
"'
Now Miltonadin, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets an epic piece.'
'Yes but, last raid I didn't receive a piece, and I was told that I could n---'
'Just Pass.'"
"
... and if everything goes well tonight, I'll be showing her my o rly face. O rly. O rly. O rly...."
from the wow forums

1 comment:

InfoMofo said...

MB: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Hogger.
SN: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
MB: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started melting faces in Elwynn Forest.
SN: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Hog instead of Hogger?
MB: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.