Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Warlock Forums are ridiculous

This is a great quote from the Warlock forums:

Seriously, we are Warlocks. Masters of the Dark Arts. We are not crude, barbaric warriors. We are educated and erudite scholars of dark lore who summon, bind, and command other intelligent agents through our sheer force of will. Ad hominem and invective does not become us. We are better than that. We should be, at any rate.

HAHA. When did Aidan start playing WoW.

7 comments:

meef said...

nyooohohoho! nicre.

InfoMofo said...

Warlocks are emo freaks, and RP warlocks are probably the WORST. He probably argues with his Imp in-game.

Rogue forums are pretty bad too with "Rogue DPS is SUPPOSED to be this" and "Vanish is SUPPOSED to work like this" and blah blah blah. They may not be as emo, but judging from all the "Developers hate us! I'm going to cancel my account right now!!!" posts, they're plenty dramatic.

Alex said...

Rogues actually think developers hate them?

good god.

Yeah vanish is broken, but so it blink, and night fall AND FEIN DEATH. hehe

Bah ...

InfoMofo said...

Yeah, they post with such a bizarre sense of entitlement... The first three non-sticky threads right now are:

* "Blizzard doesn't believe rogues."
* "TIme to switch classes or leave game" (sic)
* "So many Anti rogue Ability/racials in game".

Rick Kitagawa said...

This whole talk about the fein death thing to get in multiple aim shots makes me happy.

And in all honesty, I've been very close to shout obscenities at Alex's imp, even though it does not belong to me. As a hunter, I demand a high level of loyalty and subservience from my own pet.

I have no idea what the meaning of this post was.

Alex said...

It sounds like you're having a moment of "Hunter Pride".

Anyway ...I dream of an all warlock guild ... and I want Balgaras the Foul to be the leader of this guild. ... Ganoosh can be our mascot.

InfoMofo said...

Uhh you lost us there demon-boy. However, I bet a warlock guild would be plagued by laziness.

Warlock 1: Hey, we need to go to Winterspring.
Warlock 2: Yeah... Warlocks 3, 4, and 5, can you go there... and just... y'know, summon us?
Warlocks 3, 4, and 5: Can't Warlocks 6, 7, and 8 do it? We did it last time...
Imps 10, 11, and 12: Can't you douchebags figure this out? Hiss!!! Gurgle!

You see how that could get old?